He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.
I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!
I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Cactus Crackedmug. by Giannaserafino July 16, 2014
Get the cactus wafflemug. by Mvrcv January 8, 2017
Get the stroke the cactusmug. by Pickle tickle June 22, 2015
Get the cactus monkeymug. Noun: The name and leader of a cult of followers that have the belief that the world was created by a cactus.
Someone: what the heck are you promoting
Me: Jeremy the cactus, who else?
Someone: who?
Me: come with me and you'll see, a world of a cactus's creation
Me: Jeremy the cactus, who else?
Someone: who?
Me: come with me and you'll see, a world of a cactus's creation
by Hunter01 February 5, 2019
Get the jeremy the cactusmug. by Gabe McDanielTrim January 2, 2012
Get the Licking the Cactusmug. The answer that an irritated Arizona dweller gives when presented with the all-too-common question, "What do people do in Arizona? (Or something along those lines)", a question that is generally asked by a naive non-Arizona resident. Whether or not cactus-hopping is truly practiced in Arizona remains a mystery, but it does make for a good way to silence people who think their state is cooler than Arizona.
"What will I do when I go back to Arizona for the summer? Why, go cactus-hopping of course!"
"Ow, my foot hurts. I must've done too much cactus-hopping in Arizona."
"The only activity that matches the coolness of cactus-hopping is gila-monster-catching!"
"Ow, my foot hurts. I must've done too much cactus-hopping in Arizona."
"The only activity that matches the coolness of cactus-hopping is gila-monster-catching!"
by EnlighteningSD January 2, 2009
Get the cactus-hoppingmug.