dolan twins

two twins named ethan and grayson who are a blessing to the whole god damn universe. they're smiles can light up a whole room and their laughs are actual meaning of life. they are very inspirational and positive people who are genuine and pure. they're personalities are perfect. they also are super attractive. i swear god must've added more attractiveness than normal to them. everything about them is perfect and they are super lovable and cute and just oml words cannot explain

"who are those guys?"

"they're the dolan twins. i love them."

by lovinqbup January 6, 2018

twinsex

When a twin has sex with their siblings girlfriend/boyfriend while pretending to be them.

1: My brother just tricked my girlfriend into having sex with him by pretending to be me, should I murder him?

2: That's some messed up twinsex right there dude. I would definitely murder him. And John, I'm here for you if you need me.

1: Ok, thanks for the help girl. Now that you mention it, I could use some company tonight, I'm feeling pretty despondent.

1+2 Have sex.

2: That was amazing John.

1: Well, that's because I'm his brother Dave, Johns still crying about me banging his wife.

2: *Murders Dave*

by J.I.V.L August 12, 2016

Twinsest

When two twins decide to have intercourse together. It also complied with triplets, quadruplets, etc.

Person 1: Do you see those red neck Twins?
Person 2: Oh yeah they Twinsest.

by cici69 October 25, 2018

Tins 1k

When you weigh more than your own home and you eat all the food in the fridge

5 million lbs

Did you know that Devon is a Tins 1k

by TheBig Boolster September 13, 2019

Fuck Twins

2 People who always seem to mess something up

Person 1: Where the hell are they?
Person 2: I dont know they are fuck twins always fucking shit up

by JimmahLebouche January 18, 2010

Wiener Twins

Two gentlemen become Wiener Twins when they engage in lovemaking with one female partner at the same time, in a spitroast or other position.

The gentlemen in question also become Wiener Brothers, but to a greater degree and with a far more powerful bond than your average pair of Wiener Brothers.

While not exactly at the same time, a Houdini 2 or houdini cheesecake both count.

Jay: hey Jeeves, guess what!
Jeeves: uhh, what?
Jay: me & Aaron spitroasted Barbara last night!
Aaron: WIENER TWINS!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Everyone: hoorayyyy!

by Reiquaza August 2, 2010

little jimmy and the twins

A penis. Little Jimmy as the dick, and the twins, as the balls.

Dick
Penis

He surely was playing with little Jimmy and the twins.

by Little Jimmy and the Twins April 20, 2018