tech-love

"Maybe it's tech-love, but I'm loving all the new 'smart' home devices."
by talk2me-JCH2 December 05, 2022
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Warren Tech

A school plagued by white asf Hicks and Hillbillies who blast their country music on speakers as they roam the halls and think owning a big ass truck makes up for their tiny ass dick (and it doesn’t). (Relatively sure half of them are inbred). But don’t worry, that’s not all here at Tech! There’s also plenty of white bitches who believe they can fight and spend their parents money on juul pods and booze. If that isn’t enough to satisfy you, there is a legit orgy group at this school. There is little to no connection in this fucking brick prison of a school, and half the teachers are whacked out as fuck. But if you need to take a break from it all, feel free to hit the the juul room.
“Hey man, I’m thinking about applying to Warren Tech, do you think I should?”
“Warren Tech? Fuck no! That school is full of inbred hillbillies.”
by Horton_Hears_A_Jew November 08, 2019
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tech guru

Someone that lives, breathes, and embodies technology. Basically their world revolves around tech and the latest innovations in the ever so fast-paced world of consumer electronics. A tech guru knows anything and everything imaginable about technology and you are hopeless if you think you know more than these illustrious men or women.
Dang, I asked Daryl which iPhone was the best and he started telling me how Apple is stagnant and recommended some weird Hawaii device or something. What a tech guru!
by zzsv December 20, 2018
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tech daddy

A nerdy guy who's into computers and technical stuff but that doesn't stop him from being a total daddy. He walks the halls in his weird polos and dockers and doesn't know that a few females really want him.
"Did you see Tech Daddy today?"

"Yeah, I wish he'd shove that computer charger he was carrying up my ass."
by ChargeMyAssholeTechDaddy September 19, 2015
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Tech Trolley

n - Bus that takes students from Georgia Tech's campus to the management annex.

v - to decide to drop your science or engineering major and change to easy management

See also m-train
I don't see Bob in any of my engineering classes, I guess he hopped on the Tech Trolley.
by Anonymous November 06, 2003
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tech taco

an organizational tool that keeps cords and cables in order; also slang for the female genitalia of robots or other forms of artificial intelligence.
In order to keep their headphones from getting tangled, they wrapped them in a tech taco; as the popularity of sex robots rises so will penis injuries from unprotected sex with tech tacos.
by TigerShah May 10, 2019
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Lane Tech

a school where the “smart kids” end up becoming stoners and having no friends. the rotc kids drag people down to the basement and rape them with their stupid little pins. mr lopez sticks his dicks in everyone’s ear until they put their fucking id on. with lane kids it’s either suck dick or get your dick sucked
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rotc kid: come down here faggot
retarded religious lane kid: no i’m saving my virginity until marriage

mr lopez: i want you to look at me while i fuck you to make sure you’re picture matches your face
by fatkid13 March 08, 2019
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