Smolf Boogins

Mythical badass in the game skyrim. He can be found running around killing dragons and yelling at people as he pillages all of the villages. Or stealing goats when hes drunk. Occasionally rides on his horse shadowmere ( a big ass horse that kills shit ).

Chuck Norris. Jesus. God himself. superman. Smolf boogins.

by Dylzans November 13, 2011

Swold

a Serious swelling of a body part

I got stung by a bee and my face is all swold up

by OldschoolMarine1962 March 2, 2018

swoller

swoller (v.):
1. To consume a beverage by way of drinking.
2. To engage in the act of swollering.

Other forms: swollered, swollering, did swoller

Can I have a swoller of that thar whiskey?

by Matt December 16, 2004

Swole

To be big, with large muscles.

Usually one gets 'Swole' or 'Swole Up' while in prison because of excessive lifting weights.

In Texas usually pronounced Shwole.

'oooooooooooie that nuckka is SWOLE!!!!!!'

by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004

Daddy Swole

To be muscular to show masculinity demonstrating the role of the alpha male, the boss, or the father figure.

Jeff-"Hey Owen! Lets go to the gym! You trying to get daddy swole?"

Owen - "Yeah lets roll."

by Odizzfoshizz March 22, 2010

Swollen Tip

When someone gradually increases the size of the hole in their penis, usually by using small objects, then increasing to something with about an inch of diameter. It is just like gauging your ears, but with the tip of your penis. There are some videos of it online. Check out Www.SwollenTip.Com.

Bill: You know how Joe has that swollen tip?
Spencer: Yeah!
Bill: I heard his load poured all out over Stephanie's head!!!
Spencer: His tip must be REAAAAAAALL SWOLLEN!

by David Y. April 3, 2007

swoll piece

when you are dissed you are a swoll, SHane Moss

AJ was considered a swoll piece when ashley made-up this sentence

by Poopy Ba-tooty December 9, 2007