Pulling A Switzerland

To remain 100% neutral in an argument/debate/drama/event/etc.
(aka "Pulling a Swiss")

Origin comes from the country Switzerland, which remained neutral in major wars (including World War II )

Person 1: "I can't believe Bob said that! Can you tweet at Bob and tell him how much he stinks?"
Person 2: "No, I don't want to get involved in this. I'm pulling a switzerland on this one."

by Anonyfur August 17, 2016

Giving a Switzer

When you only have to eat someone's ass once for it to be effective.

Tim: So, have you been eating that ass rightly, daily and nightly?
Barry: No, I'm only giving a Switzer to Ed once.
Tim: Wow, that good, huh?

by Jawabreaker March 28, 2019

Life is not Switzerland

fig. of speech: „Life isn’t easy“
Switzerland is a wealthy country with a low crime rate and a low unemployment rate.
One could only assume that people who live there don’t have to face any problems of the real world.

„I didn’t get into the university of my dreams“
- „Well, Life is not Switzerland“
You can’t always get what you want - if you could, you‘d be in Switzerland.

by emmspemms September 4, 2023

Switzerland

A country whose people think every good thing comes from themselves and the bad ones from the foreigners who live there.

1. Switzerland is a country which is obssessed with being "neutral"!

by schwitz May 22, 2005

switzerland

The Nuetral one

I decided I am being switzerland.

by Nick s. April 3, 2004

The Mexican Dong Swipers

In order to perform the mexican dong swiper, you'll need a blender, a live duck, and a toaster. First, have your girlfriend come over to your house and have the duck, blender and toaster all on the table. Hopefully she'll be suspicious. Take her into the bedroom, and fuck her brains out, tell her you want to get wine, then grab the duck, go back into the room, insert the duck into her vagina, then proceed to cum on the inserted duck, have her squirt her menstreul juices on the duck. The duck will be very scared by this point, take this duck out to the kitchen, put this duck with the juices on it, and put it into the blender, after frapeeing it for roughly 2 minutes, put this mixture on to a baking tray, turn the oven to 350 degrees fahrenheit, bake for 22 minutes (set the timer), then cut this mixture into bars that you can bring to your next party. Enjoy this wonderous treat! After eating this mixture, it will produce a euphoric state and your dong will tingle, hence the name.

Jeff: Me and my girlfriend made some bars last night.
Jose: Really? What did they consist of?
Jeff: Look at it. Your eating The Mexican Dong Swipers right now.
Jose: Fuck you Jeff.

by IScissorkickLatinos May 19, 2010

shizer

you talk a lot of shizer

by chrissy March 20, 2003