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Witches Swish

An shocking and unexpected bollock and cock washing bidet event caused by the accidental activation of an automatic or manual flush whilst seated peacefully in a public toilet.
Me: It was horrendous; The flush came rushing out of nowhere like an arctic tsunami and gave me a chilling Witches Swish .
Therapist: ?
Me: You know? When you flush your nuts by mistake.
Therapist: I think 'm gonna need therapy.
by dunkinnuts April 2, 2019
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Worthless of all Skids

A skid who claims to coin terms of technologies already in existence and then tries to backpedal into stating something a Fox brings up. Look up "Johnny Shadoe"
Dude, I found the Worthless of all Skids, he goes by "Johnny Shadoe", Trying to recoin Multi Factor Authentication with "Universal 3 Factor Authentication.
by Fox with no fur July 31, 2019
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swisha house

The best music in the game for us rollers out there you know who your are!! This here is some gangsta sheit. If you a roller or if you drank the drank then you will feel this type of music fa sho. I love dis sheit...holla at ya girl...PEACE!
You don't know Swisha house unless you mention Z-Ro da don.
by Slow roll girl December 28, 2005
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Swissa

An uneducated young man or woman who frequents gas stations, sometimes several times a day, in order to buy cigars to roll their marijuana with. The name "Swissa" derives from the buying of blunts, generally Swisher Sweets, and the person's blunt, rude way of asking for the item from the store clerk.
Dead eyed, the man walks to the counter. "I can get a swissa?"
by WaywardFowl May 27, 2010
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Swiss Kriss

An herbal laxative (still on the market!) favored by Louis Armstrong. Apparently, he even recommended it to the Queen of England.
"Yo, baby. You gots ta gets youseff somea dat Swiss Kriss afta a spread like this..."
by Mikey McG August 14, 2006
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Swiss threesome

a) A German, an Italian and a French.
b) A banker, a chocolatier and a watch maker.
He (She) desperately needs a Swiss threesome!
by Irinas December 19, 2008
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swider

Pronunciation: su wai der
Function:noun
1 : a person who reserves space (as on an airplane) but neither uses nor cancels the reservation
2 : a person who buys a ticket (as to a sporting event) but does not attend; broadly : a person who is expected but who does not show up
3 : failure to show up
Function:verb
1 : to fail to show up
Dave said he was coming to the dinner but he swidered again.
by Burnszilla February 9, 2007
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