Fame-sweeper

A “fame-sweeper” is a special type of celebrity who is so _magically_, extraordinarily famous… especially one that has sprung out from an unfathomably low point in life that it can cause speculation of how they even did it or what their “secret” is. These speculations of the said “fame-sweeper” can arise from the following, ranging from them having many connections or associations with other fame-sweepers and celebrities, living a scarily surreal dream lifestyle, owning many luxurious things, winning award after award, #1 hit after #1 hit, everything going their way…

The one thing about a fame-sweeper, however, is that you will never know their secret, unless you become one yourself.

Do you want to be a fame-sweeper?

by Aquarius_444 April 10, 2024

Ziffer Sweeper

When you bust on the floor the proceed to flip the female upside down and mop it up with her hair.

Named after sex ed teacher S. Ziff

Babe come here and help me clean this up

How tho?

The Ziffer Sweeper of course!

by OsamaBinGuapo December 8, 2020

Aisle Sweeper

A person so fat, typically found at a store like Walmart, whose butt and thighs are so wide, that the shelves are swept clean by the side to side motion of their walk down said aisle.

Tim, did you see that aisle sweeper knock those cans of soup off the shelf ?

by MeanSmart gu May 22, 2021