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Swanker

N:Swank'er: A hipster who is drunk, but is too hip to admit they're drunk, hence they refer to themselves in the swank manner, as "Still cool."

V: To swank: The act of a hipster being drunk, yet playing it cool.

Adj: Swank: Used to describe someone of the hipster type, as drunk but trying to play it cool.
Examples of Base "Swank" and its forms in use.
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N: "Look at that swanker, he is obviously drunk and should return to his studio apartment before embarrassing himself further.

V: "Play it down bro, no more beer, I am swanking as it is."

Adj: "Yeah she was a swank woman, playing it all cool and then proceeding to vomit on my mittens."
by Snoth October 23, 2011
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Bone Sacker

Someone who derives pleasure from actively seeking and engaging in sexual intercourse with people who have an eating disorder.
"He met her on the anorexia ward.. what a bone sacker."
by Wizard Of Olz July 1, 2005
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slackerati

A group of people not doing anything but something at the same time.
Drag queens...lawyers...students and an assortment of slackerati showed up
by RyeRye June 24, 2005
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slackercore

A subculture that is comprised of slackers. However, all slackers are not slackercore. Slackercore listens to a wide variety of music, from Turbonegro to KMFDM to Kill Hannah.

There is no set "fashion" to the slackercore subculture. The slackercore slacker wears whatever is comfortable and/or good looking.

Borrowing from the geek subculture, the slackercore beverage of choice is one of high-caffeine content. The most popular is Mountain Dew, due to its low price. However, the most desired beverage is Bawls.

Also borrowing from the geeks, the slackercore can often be seen at LAN parties, with high-performance, yet budget machines due to their lack of money. Hacking is a must. Even something as simple as uploading ringtones to a cell phone via external means qualifies as a hack, which the slackercore will share amongst eachother.

A common problem for the slackercore is the lack of female presence. Many times it is hard to find a chix0r who is not only 1337 but also attractive. To find such a chix0r is a very special thing.
Scott: Wow, this is such a slackercore class. Doesn't it kick ass to be slackercore?
Greg: Hells yeah it does.
Jon: I love being slackercore.
Scott: Jon, you're just a slacker.
by fps_biutch July 16, 2008
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spackered

So wasted on alcohol or drugs that you are functioning at the level of that of a spacker
My god you were so fucking spackered last night.
by markymoo72 December 15, 2008
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Spacker Wagon

A vehicle used primarily for transporting window lickers, mongs, spazmatrons and cripples
'Get in my spacker wagon young crippled boy'
by Mrs Pip September 21, 2009
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cock-snacker

someone who loves to suck dick, one who snacks soley on penis
Pete though not admittedly gay is a huge cock-snacker
by Peter Dydo July 10, 2006
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