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Scrubbin' bubbles

When you go to take a crap while experiencing an erection, and the penis head rubs the inside of the toilet bowl.
"Man, I woke up with morning wood, and had to take a shower because I totally scrubbin' bubbles/scrubbin' bubbled"
by Tayrodactyl January 1, 2010
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stubber

comes from the word stubby, meaning something short, you'd call someone stubber if they had a very small penis, or if you just want to take the piss.
'oi stubber have you bought that penis pump yet?'
by oi bastard April 19, 2009
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scrubber

Typically a woman, without morals or ethics, tending to dive face-first into any male's crotch without a second thought. Ugly, loud, sometimes mannish in apearance, receives government paychecks to buy smokes and grog, which are the scrubber's main food source.
Mr. Biggins: Good day to you Mr. Forthingshire, how goes the hunting?

Mr. Forthingshire: Rather well dear chap. During this morning's hunt, I was fortunate enough to come across a herd of scrubbers.

Mr. Biggins: Oh, very good. I hope you showed those scrubbers a thing or two.

Mr. Forthingshire: That I did dear boy, that I did. One might say the Western district of town is now scrubberless.

Mr. Biggins: Splended old chap! Well, Marjory is cooking a pot-roast tonight, so I best be off.

Mr. Forthingshire: Toodle-pip!
by coryinc September 26, 2006
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STUBB protocol

Steak, TUB, and Beer: may be initiated whenever a need arises to celebrate with red meat and beer (e.g., a Saturday). Ideally, the hottub is packed with hotties. An unspoken by-law of stubbing is toplessness, which by-law is to be read in conjunction with various gender equality laws. The ladies often try to avoid this by-law until about the fourth beer, so keep plenty handy.
My wife gets pissed when I enforce certain unspoken by-laws associated with the STUBB protocol when her hottie friends are in my tub.
by Stubber June 11, 2006
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Stubbalo

Named after a big douchebag deluxe.

used to describe having to take a wicked shit.
"Watch the counter i have to go take a wicked Stubbalo"
by Master Pussy eater January 1, 2007
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scrubbly

adjective:
1. when said in a high-pitched, happy voice, refers to something that is cute and squishy. generally associated with squeals, hand clapping and little puppies.
2. when said in a low, disgusted voice, refers to something that is gross and/or dirty. generally associated with a wrinkled nose and a face that looks like this one: :/.

noun:
1. the spray form a car in front of you when you are driving and it is raining (plural: scrubblies).
2. the curly mane hair at the end of a horse's mane that has been braided. (also plural: scrubblies)
there is no such thing as a single scrubbly.

often confused with scububly.
"Look at that cute lil scrubbly puppy!"
"Ew, look at her scrubbly green hair. :/"
"This car keeps spraying it's scrubblies at me!"
"Just let me grab ahold of his scrubblies."
by Becca&Jocelyn November 19, 2011
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Strumbling

When you try to take a sip from a straw without looking at it but you miss and start fumbling around for it with your mouth.
I went to take a sip from my water last night but completely missed my straw and then my friends all saw me strumbling.

Erryday I'm strumbl ing.
by Acatsbeerbelly April 12, 2016
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