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stoking

"Stoking" - verb - is the act of being "stoked". You can be stoking from something which has happened, is happening, or is about to. It's not fussy.
"Get a better pie. I am stoking right now."

"Stoking for the weekend..."

Fuck she was like a 10! Stoking much?
by Kate's Party Hire May 21, 2010
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Strokin' a Yakker

When virtual (via chat or email) flirtacious interpersonal interaction occurs between two strangers or common 'virtual' friends and, while one of the participants assumes that the other person is good looking, the assumed-to-be good looking person is, in fact, below the other participants expectations.

In short, defines the action of flirting with an ugly person when in fact the person flirting thinks the ugly person is either hot or smokin' hot.
Tom: Dude, did you see how I was flirting with Kate's friend Kim on the email chain this morning? I was on point.
Ted: Dude, do you even know what Kim looks like?
Tom: Nah, man. Is she hot?
Ted: Negative. You've been strokin' a yakker.
by esuohe November 22, 2006
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sucker strokin

Feeling sorry for yourself, wishing you could be somewhere you can't. Especially when someone is incarcerated and missing life on the outside.
Tyrone told Ed, "Man dude, I noticed you've been thinking about your girl all day, stop sucker strokin."
by Suzytdogg July 18, 2006
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storking

stroking ones penis to increase length and girth in an attempt to impress peers.
Conner quit storking your dick you tool.
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Daily strokings

Daily strokings means masturbating everyday, at least once.
"Damn man, have you gotten your daily strokings in yet?"
by koolmanrocks2000 April 12, 2012
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Strokin’ Deuce

Rachel bent over and begged me to start strokin’ deuce.

I was strokin’ deuce with that filthy whore and it was evident she hadn’t dropped her daily. I had to shower off after.
by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
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afk strokin

Going afk to beat your dick into oblivion
“I’ll be right back, afk strokin
by Y3R M4M September 10, 2020
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