stretching the internet

When you're procrastinating on some task by browsing the internet but you're running out of your normal sites to distract you.
I was unmotivated at work today so I was stretching the internet.
by joesappy October 21, 2021
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asshole stretch

Large object going in bum hole

Put your big penis in my bum hole and make my asshole stretch
by Hokojpoli young 反而歐我 February 28, 2016
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Stretch Style's

Is a person on the make, or a hustler. Usually from the street's, like a street punk (PUNK ROCK) hardcore individual.
Usually heavily tattooed and speak's in slang.
Live's life day to day like it was the last. No fear and does not care. This person blend's in a crowd when needed and is all way's under minded. Gang oriented and street smart. Usually violent and will attack with out notice. Like's loud music and easy women. Liquor is a pass time, you can find these individual's in the big city.
by Drifter13 July 31, 2011
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Stretched Denim

When a girl is wearing a pair of pants that are obviously a size too big. Spotting them is quite easy. if their butt cheeks do not fill the capacity of the jean, that is some stretched denim
"I'm Angry!"

"Why?"

"That girl could have a nice looking behind but she's wearing some Stretched Denim."
by trixisforkids3 January 15, 2018
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Sanford Stretch

The act of intercourse where two fingers are placed in partner's booty hole and then spread apart and one must yell in the hole. If you hear an echo consider your attempt a success.
Bro, I gave this B the Sanford Stretch last night and damn shit echoed like i was at the Grand Canyon.
by T-Free88 May 15, 2010
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Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.
Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!
by Sir Uncealot April 16, 2008
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wanna stretch?

A term used when two people are about to fight. when saying this phrase it implies to the other person that they will need to stretch there muscles before the ass whooping they are about to receive.
You wanna stretch? You bout to catch these hands. loosen those muscles.
by stokers69 December 30, 2019
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