womp stretch

The act of inserting two penises into one vagina.

I can't believe she let us womp stretch her last night, does that make us gay?

by Blue bars January 30, 2016

throat stretched

A Reference to a Male receiving oral sex.

Hey girl, I'm on my way over. Be ready cause you're gonna get that Throat Stretched.

by Big C in FW March 9, 2016

Stretching Canvas

The unique art of stretching a guy’s scrotum over a woman’s face.

Me and my lady had fun last night. After we banged, I spread my ball sack over every inch of her face. It felt just like Stretching Canvas.

by Amishdong28 February 3, 2019

stretching the truth

Refers to the enormous sideways "expanding" of the "honesty line" (i.e., the "straight 'n' narrow" ink-trace that is drawn when the subject is not lying) that occurs whenever Hap Shaughnessy takes a polygraph test while reciting one of his grandiose tales of phenomenal past accomplishments/escapades.

When his fellow villagers disgustedly waved off his amazing tales of howling adventures and intrigue during his trip as an ambassador, Will Rogers indignantly snorted that he hoped that a building would fall in on him if he'd "padded the facts" at all about his recent political adventures, and a huge brick chimney immediately did collapse and shower him with bricks and powdery mortar-dust (he wasn't hurt -- no worries). Kind of a crude and "extreme" polygraph-device, but it did indeed show that Will had evidently been stretching the truth somewhat.

by QuacksO April 16, 2019

Stretch Wep

When a woman uses her thumb and index finger to grab a hold of her clitoris and pull it so far out, to the literal point of it shaping out to look like a penis. But It only last for a few minutes.

"I tried this new thing with my girl called a stretch wep."

"Damn, I heard those are hot"

by Sexybeast1090 June 30, 2017

hollywood stretch

a situation where something or someone in not quite in your reach,, so in a last ditch effort you must extend dramatically to the object or person who is out of your reach.

that girl Nicole was looking so good from across the room while smoking her cigarette and when she asked me if I wanted a puff I couldn't move. I was paralyzed. I had to stand up and use the hollywood stretch so I could reach for her butt.

by runthesun July 5, 2017

Courtesy stretch

Tugging on your man meat to engorge for photo op, ideal for growers not showers

I hope you gave it the courtesy stretch before you sent that snap of your man meat

by STEPHH JONESS November 15, 2017