Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.

Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*

by You sad human March 20, 2019

Stoned

Drunk as fuck! Probably on crack or some shit. Pretty high though, maybe a few drinks.

I was so stoned last night

by KermitZeeFrog June 27, 2018

stone

to make fun of somebody or something

Boy1: You ugly as hell
Boy2: You got jokes, iam bout to stone you

by Jhova July 23, 2004

Stoning

When you go on nature hike and you find a phallic shaped rock to insert into your ass or your friends ass.

Jim and I went on a great hike yesterday up a mountain. We totally ended up stoning each other once we got to the top. We called that rock nature's anal bead.

by Ginga Geezus May 22, 2018

stone

a can of keystone light

"I cracked open a good six stones before going to Michael's, then shoved another three in my purse"

by mkfanning December 27, 2007

stoned

when smoked it 2 times the gravity newton .

get the fuck out of my porch

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

The Stones

A sick DSG notchback mustang powered by Gawd and a turbo used to roll up liter bikes.

I just got yanked by the stones.

by Chuurch August 17, 2009