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starter girl

A girl that's typically ugly and hopeless of getting a decent man in her lifetime and is used to practice sexual experiences so that one may be experienced for the future.
Have you got a starter girl yet?
by LyingEyes March 25, 2007
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Starter Bling

1. Decorative elements used to enhance the appearance of an individual or vehicle, but which fall short of being the truly desirable, attention-getting, show-off elements the owners think they are.

2. Cheaper "knock-off" or lower-grade versions of trendy decorations or jewelry designed to show off wealth. Due to the inherent contradiction (cheap stuff to show off wealth?), a somewhat ridiculous expenditure of effort.
1. Lookit that guy thinkin' he's so cool - he's got 14" faux-chrome spinners on a 1995 Honda. That's just some poseur-ass STARTER BLING!

2. My 15-year-old niece wanted me to take her to the mall so she could get some STARTER BLING, so I bought her a bracelet with about 100 cubic zirconias on it.
by POP944 January 24, 2006
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scatterfucked

adj. the end result of an overload of multi-tasking, a loss of brain function along with any concept of time, space, or location-often leaving the victim in a state of confusion, wondering where it all began............
I asked Josh to wash the car, and I guess he got all scatterfucked cuz now I can't find him....
by bgates July 29, 2008
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starter-stash

1. The sad, pathetic and always disgusting beginings of a moustache,
a starter-stash specifically refers to pubescent boys.
Tina: Hey check out that hunk!
Trixie: EW yeah right look at his starter-stash, looks like he got into a garden of pubes!
Tina: GAG, yur right.
by luxla November 15, 2007
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Stutter-Reading

The act of trying to read your morning newspaper on a bumpy train or commuter bus.
I tried to read my morning newspaper but the train was so bumpy I could only focus on every other word - I was stutter-reading.
by Bennzz61 May 8, 2009
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shatter-bagged

When a male is kicked in the groin area.
During the fight, Shawn shatter-bagged the assailant, ending the hostility immediately.
by Shawner February 8, 2010
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stutterdump

The condition whereby a dump, or defecation, is considered complete. However the act of standing, and most times buckling your belt, evokes another dump. This may occur several times causing one to get the feeling of your dumper stuttering.
Mort - "Where the *!$% did all the toilet paper go?"
Sol - "Easy Mortin, I had a 3 seat stutterdump, I think it was the Gelfelta fish."
by adison13 August 3, 2010
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