Statis

The term used for when facebook users put an "is" before their status even if it's grammatically incorrect or makes no sense whatsoever.

Example of a Statis:

Jason's is HAD SO MUCH FUN AT SARAH'S BDAY JAM!

Kendra is my new snowboard is sweett!!!

Jamal is OMG

by Tixter108 April 5, 2009

static2k

A gathering of actual homosexuals. Features include public baths, showering, and male body exposion.

If you go to Static2k on a regular basis, you problably have an STD or AIDs.

by A hater October 19, 2003

Statist

A strawman epithet used to attack rational people who understand the value of government in functional society. Often uttered by people who claim to be anti-collectivist but mindlessly fall into herd mentality because they lack the ability to think independently.

"I tried to calmly explain to him how government funded programs make technological progress possible, and he replied with 'OMGUSTATISTPIG'. There's no use in reasoning with people who don't believe in reason, I guess."

by I'm So Cratic May 26, 2017

Static Toast

a random saying that is awsome! it definds something that is amazing, or just said by its self. also "static" by itself replaces "epic" and "decent".

Static Toast!!!!

by K9 JL December 16, 2010

Statistisize

stuh-tis-ti-sahyz
verb

1. The process of making something a stat.

(see. Stat)

1. I found 7 white deer in a 3 mile radius. I might statistisize that, so the public knows!

by Ryan Bizzzle April 18, 2011

Statistical Inception

A formula inside of a formula inside of a formula inside of another formula

Bob: Wow I have to use a stupid formula to find the test statistic for a sample size of n, but in order to do that I have to find SE(y) which is s divided by the square root n and in order to find that I have to find s. But, in order to find s i have to calculate the sample mean...

Jim: Damn that sounds like Statistical Inception!

by orange4never October 30, 2011

static swag

Swag without movement (or action). Never capitalizing on an easy situation. Early stages of swag.

The boy had static swag when he hit on his first crush.
Girl - I look so bad in this picture.
Boy - Don't put yourself down like that you really do look good.
*No response...

by A. J. Rolling January 8, 2012