stale boner

a boner that looks and feels fine to anyone but you
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning

she didn't notice my stale boner, so we did it anyway

by fghj8889999 June 21, 2021

The stale snicker

When a man or woman takes a shit and then freezes it . Then uses the frozen turd as a dildo

Dude That chick let me give her a the stale snicker last night

by Theasspunisher May 3, 2022

Staled

A meme that becomes old or dead.

Mr. Anal: Damn, these dat boi memes are amazing!

Mr. Shit: Shut the fuck up, Todd. That meme is totally staled.

by The Master of Memes August 25, 2016

stale banter

When someone from Sandbach cracks a joke

That person has stale banter

by Thirdofthefourth June 10, 2016

Stale

A word used to describe a person or situation that is negative towards you

Alex: I can’t come tonight boys my mum is making me stay in

Harvey: that’s stale

by GoCreatureMode February 9, 2021

stale tea

Originating from the Indonesian slang term "teh basi" with this same meaning, "stale tea" refers to the smell that is emitted / radiated in a room where someone (usually male) has just masturbated there.

After he left the room, all I could smell was that unmistakable aroma of stale tea—definitely a sign he had been enjoying some alone time whilst masturbating.

by Emotional Cruiser September 1, 2025

stale juice

when you leave a beer out for the whole day and take a big swig the next night.

“Damn who left this stale juice just laying around”

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 24, 2017