stale boner

a boner that looks and feels fine to anyone but you
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning

she didn't notice my stale boner, so we did it anyway

by fghj8889999 June 21, 2021

The stale snicker

When a man or woman takes a shit and then freezes it . Then uses the frozen turd as a dildo

Dude That chick let me give her a the stale snicker last night

by Theasspunisher May 3, 2022

Stale Coon

a coon that has been so oppressed that he knows no better and is just used to the slave masters way

just saw opera that stale coon

by Special-T-419 May 8, 2020

Stale toot

Flatulence that has presided in the same area for an extended length of time. It loses some of its potency, but has a disturbing musky smell to it, that assaults the senses. For example, if one were to fart in a warm stuffy room and exits said room, and someone where to enter the room 5 minutes later. Their senses may perceive a stale toot smell. Stale too smells are particularly common in motor vehicles. They can also be discovered when a fart has been trapped in ones pants for some period of time and the pants are removed and the smell is released into the open air

It smells like stale toots in this car

by ProfessorNonsense May 3, 2025

Stale

It means it’s good, it’s great, or totally awesomeness.

Hey dude ill give you the money on thursday okay. I'll pay you the rest next check since i also need to to pay this months .

It's “Stale” my guy

Don't put yourself in a tight situation to pay me . Just communicate I'm in no hurry

Or this meal it’s amazingly “Stale”

by Extraterrestrial September 11, 2018

Stale Penis

Also known as an expired penis, is a penis that has not been used for years at end. Then creating a sour staleness.

Your grandpa has a stale penis...

by Lucy Bae August 29, 2017

Stale

Reeming

You stale as shit kareem

by Joe mason February 21, 2017