stiffs your dick

A saying that means "whatever pleases you" synonymous to panic your disco.

I'm pretty sure that's a dude but whatever stiffs your dick bro.

by KevinYarris January 16, 2008

staffed

Staffed is literally translated as confused. However, its popularity as a word has recently declined. Immediately after creation by the G.O.A.T, it was a very popular word. Everyone was staffed. But times have changed. The word staffed is now almost exclusively used in the Staffordshire region. The young ones prediction wasn't correct- "its not gonna be as big as o my, but its definetly gonna be big." No halz.

O dear halz we are staffed!

by please calm October 16, 2006

Staff

When a person wears either basketball shorts or sweat pants and you can see the bulge of their junk

Dude look at Steve in those basketball shorts... he's totally got staff!

Man 1: Bro your junk is bulging out
Man 2: Aw man, you're telling me i have staff?
Man 1: Yeah... now deal with it

by Dr. Brule June 13, 2010

Staff Punching Bag

So any with name connor on a staff team is gay and is a punching bag

The Staff Punching Bag was destroyed by Jimmy, Jimmy carried on beat him and demoted hes ass due to being gay

by Trooper_Riggs February 10, 2020

Stiffsonian

The Icelandic Phallological Museum, located in Reykjavík, Iceland, that houses the world's largest display of penises and penile parts. The collection holds well over 300 penises from more than 100 species of mammal. Also the museum holds 22 penises from creatures and peoples of Icelandic folklore. The museum's acquisitions range from the 170 cm (67 in) front tip of a blue whale penis to the 2 mm (0.08 in) baculum of a hamster, which can only be seen with a magnifying glass

I booked a flight on Icelandair not just because the prices are low, but also because I can make a trip to the Stiffsonian during the transit.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

graphic staff

The greatest and bestest staff ever in the skyline high school journalism class. Tristen lays down the laws and we follow with pride, dignity, and precision that not even ms. fowler can match

man, you gonna try to get on graphic staff?
Nah, im' not good enough d00d

by doug muscarat December 1, 2006

Troll Staff

A linear brown fecal stain, produced when an unclean anus comes into contact with a (usually fabric) surface.

Much like a shit-stain or skid-mark, but the troll staff gains its name from the fact that it looks like a little brown stick that a troll could use.

Dont sit on the bed without wiping your arse first Jeeves, we don't want another troll staff.

by GeordieLover August 10, 2010