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douchebag stubble

The stubble commonly sported by douchebags. It is the guy that can grow a full beard, but only shaves once or twice a week because he's to cool to care. Seen on Tom Cruise and Adam Levine.

WARNING! Not all people sporting douchebag stubble are douchebags. Tom Cruise, yes; Adam Levine, no.
You: Did you see Tom Cruise in that new movie?

Me: Hell no, I'm not seeing that crap. He's got douchebag stubble in it.
You: Yeah, he needs to either find a razor or just grow a full beard!
Me: What a douchebag.
by butterflyhitman May 22, 2009
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Stabbed

When a male has "got it goin' on". In other words, he's got the entire package- looks, smarts, skills, killer personality, everything.
Girl 1: "I met a boy thats hot, going to Northwestern and loves to cook. Too good to be true, he must be gay or something."

Girl 2: "I dunno Northwestern boys are usually preeetttyy stabbed...."
by brucewaynebrady July 9, 2011
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To masturbate to orgasm while looking at pictures or videos of celebrities.
"Eric had a stamble as he saw his favorite celebrity in the magazine."
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Something that Donald Trump is not.
Despite President Trump saying that hw is a "stable genius," he is not, as no true genius is stable.
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swabble

Your mom swabbles.
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shit stabber

male homomsexual (offensive)
He's a dirty shit-stabber
by The Professor June 5, 2003
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