stab and snore

Having sex then immediately falling asleep. Usually performed by a man.

Bob did the old stab and snore again last night

by Momanatrix January 15, 2018

Face Stab

In the video game Team Fortress 2, the Spy class is able to instantly kill players from behind with his knife. But sadly, TF2's unreliable hit registration means the Spy sometimes instantly kills from the front.

Player 1: What the hell?! That was a total face stab! Thanks, Hitreg.

Spy: haha knife go poke

by Average TF2 Enjoyer July 31, 2021

Stabbing Time

Rapidly jabbing someone in the ass with your penis

Callum said "it's stabbing time" to Tom as Tom was a hot femboy

by Femboy uwu January 25, 2021

Bumper Stab

When you bump into somebody in a bumper car and stab them at the same time.

Jim: "Hey I just bumper stabbed that guy!"

Bob: "Right on! Get him again next time he comes by!"

by mdeeeeeeeeeeeee June 1, 2012

Getting Stabbed

Bri'ish

Getting Stabbed: Being Shanked

by Flipty9 March 22, 2022

Stabbing the carp

Woman masterbation.

Everyone could tell when they walked in the room Summer had been stabbing the carp...fish was in the air.

by Knot consensual November 1, 2023

stabbing donkey

When your having sex with a girl and you go from her pussy to her asshole really quickly

Ruben did the stabbing donkey to me last night and I now I can't sit down

(Look up the definition for Ruben)

by Hit it and quit it September 4, 2016