Staff Dick

An extremely large, hard, and rough penis. Has much of the same feel as a wooden staff.

Girl: I once dated a wonderful guy but I had to break up with him because of his Staff Dick.

by GameboyAdv May 26, 2016

handsome staff

The act of designating the best looking staff member on a work team to complete a task by leaning on their good looks and charm.

The finance department was unlikely to approve the budget so we sent handsome staff (Jonathan) to convince them to unlock the funds.

by #ThatGuy1982 September 13, 2016

seokjins bakery staff

Kall - the best staff member (tsk tsk lies)
Danica - the inactive owner (sad but true)
Dayeon - simp for kath (yuh get into it)
Kath - simp for dayeon (true ngl)
Irene - likes peoples little brothers (WHY IS THIS SO TRUE)
Rita - best head mod (PERIODTT)
Harry - that one trainee that never talks (yeahhhhhhh)

seokjins bakery staff are very weird besides kath and dayeon and rita :)

by kath :) November 11, 2020

Rotational Staff

Rotational Staff is a system found in a few discord servers in which an even number of members switch places for moderation every 1-2 weeks depending on the rules of the server. A moderator will get his/her role for a certain amount of time before the administrator switches the power with the person next in line. The method is to have an even amount of people to which for every one moderator there will be one more rotational staff to take his/her place after their time is up.

This system was created to maximize experience and let as many people as possible try out being moderator without having too many moderators at once. It also allows new members and new people to try it out rather than having the same mod team every time.

Administrator: "Alright, it's been 2 weeks, time to switch places"

Rotational Staff: "Alright here we go!"

Moderators: "Have fun, being moderator for now"

Rotational Staff: "You'll get it back in 2 weeks, don't worry we won't mess things up and undo what you guys did"

Moderators: "Hmm, maybe it should be 1 week so we can switch more often and have more fun, some of us were busy for most of the week so we think it would be best if we lowered it to 1 week so there would be more chances for us all to have a go at being moderator"

Administrator: "Well, let's hold a general staff vote to see if people agree with it being lowered"

Vote:

• 5/15 decide to keep it at 2 weeks

• 10/15 decide to lower it to 1 week

Administrator: "Alright, it has been decided! It will be lowered to 1 week until switching"

by Radnik November 20, 2020

staff weapon

A Go’a’uld weapon used by the Jaffa in the show Stargate-SG1. The weapon discharges a large orange energy bolt upon firing, capable of blasting through solid rock given six or seven shots. There is also a more powerful cannonlike version which can easily rip through a tank in one or two shots

The Jaffa always cary a staff weapon with them

by General Sanders January 3, 2021

STAFF

Synonymous with the word idiot. They typically have trouble reading, doing anything with even the smallest amount of common sense, and ultimately belong in a special education classroom.

"Dude these EI staff are terrible."
"Yeah except for Michael, he's alright."
"Still though, what a joke."

by FideIias February 9, 2021

Wizard Staffs

A beer drinking game where the players wear a Snuggie as a "cloak" and a roll of duct tape around their wrist. As the players keep drinking, each new beer is taped to the top of their ongoing "staff", and the beer must be drank as such. The first to make a staff equal to their height wins, but only by screaming, "you shall not pass!"

I kicked ass last night at Wizard Staffs.

Have you seen his Wizard Staff? It's so big. I think he is going to win if he doesn't pass out.

by FUBAI2 March 16, 2021