cop a squat 

Sit down; take a chair.

Cop a squat and tell me about it.

cop a squat by Cliff Morris January 3, 2004

squat of the lion 

Fetal Position, in a bathtub, with the opposite sex with hairy genitals. Mostly for the homo community.

"Dear Lord, I was so wasted last night I found myself doing the squat of the lion with Molly! And I'm not even a dyke"

squat of the lion by SBETH,AGRACE,TNEIL June 16, 2009

squeach 

squeal + screech = squeach

When a lizard crawled on her foot, she squeached.

squeach by ihdcjn March 10, 2011

squat-spot

any place you can find to sit. whether it be a couch, chair, or just a railing, as long as you can sit on in or around it, it is a squat-spot

"i see a couple of squat-spot over there"

"you just stole my squat-spot"

squat-spot by chandler bateman November 29, 2011

Squat Squad

The group of the YouTuber TheMeatHeadGames. Including MeatHead (Noah), CG29007 (Connor), Frostynipz14 (Logan or Rogan), Bomberman225 (George), James, Yovani, and more.

Bro did you see the new Squat Squad video

Squat Squad by MeatHeadGamesFan September 6, 2018

Squatijike 

An animal imagined by Wilbur Soot. A squatijike is a mammal with a head larger than it's muscular body. It has four legs with hooves, arms that are always extended, beady eyes, puckered lips, and produce milk. Male squatijikes are bright blue, females are dark brown. They have no preferred habitat and a poor sense of self preservation.

Also used as a verb

Look at that squatijike.

Look at him squatijiking around.

Squatijike by Person06 May 28, 2021

old squeaker 

A highly-potent, silent-but-deadly fart that is allowed to escape in the workplace.

We thought Laurie's face was bright red because she had been fake-tanning again. However, upon stepping out into the front of the office it was apparent that Jason delivered another old squeaker.

old squeaker by Mike Payne May 2, 2008