Jerry Springer Baby

a child born in the early nineties, who was bought up by parent(s) interested in Tabloid Talk Show's.

Jerry Springer Babys' are like me.

by NESTEAnp May 5, 2011

Chimney Splinter

When a man slides a glass thermometer into his dick hole and slams his dick in a door, shattering the thermometer, while a women watches. One of the most hardcore forms of sexual gratification, alongside such legends as the purple mongoose or the alabama hot pocket, only more painful.

Holy shit, Tyrone gave himself a Chimney Splinter last night for his bitch. She lidked it!

by TeTyrone KoolAid-Anda McPopeye February 12, 2014

Titty sprinkels

The act of adding a dash of your favorite condiment or decoration on some stout nips in order to really set off the flavor.

Sarah's great but she could really use some titty sprinkels

by a man of greatness May 8, 2015

Dyke Splinter

When a lesbian eats a hairy pussy, and they get a hair splinter in their mouth

I was eating this hot ass lesbian bitch, and she gave me a Dyke Splinter

by penisfucker9000 April 18, 2022

Wal-Mart Spinners

Whenever you stop at a stop sign, and have to get out and spin all the spinners yourself. By the time you're done with the fourth one, the first one had already stopped spinning.

You see Bobby's new Wal-Mart spinners yet?

Nah

Good because I watched him get his ass out of the car and spin the fuckers himself..

by L3fty_` March 2, 2011

Just got Jerry Springer.

When a relationship gets complicated due to friend, family member, or x boyfriend getting your girlfriend pregnant. Ultimately ending in a break up.

Me and my girlfriends relationship just got Jerry Springer. She's pregnant with her X husband. There divorce was final three months ago. Had to break up. They got back together. Her x was my good friend.bill

by maddogbill June 11, 2013

spintereschelling

Essentially, this word can be used to express many emotions, such as; "special" or "Shpiffy" or "Fucking Awesome" It's a perfect example of Fang Seeth VanDoom Speak...An ingenious lexis of perplexing terms for your speaking and listening pleasures.

"Man, That was a spintereschelling video game."

by Ellynator VanDoom November 10, 2008