Print Sprint

The urgent run between your office desk and the shared network printer when attempting to print personal documents before someone else sees them.

I need to print off my resume, so after sending the document to the printer I need to do a "print sprint" to make sure no one gets there before me.

by El Craigo April 14, 2008

Balcony Spritzer

The act of masturbating on and ejaculating off of the balcony of a hotel or apartment.

I stayed at a hotel last night and gave the cars below a balcony spritzer.

by Mrylin Sprtizer January 10, 2009

sprite

A chick with a tight body and small build.

Generally, sprites are 5-feet in height or shorter.

Look at that hot little sprite over there; I bet she's a slute.

by Jaydubs October 11, 2007

cranberry sprite

Sweet nectar of all the blacks across the globe. If you see a nigga drinking this shit you know he gonna beat yo ass. u better watch out cuz.

Hold up cuz that nigga be drinkin cranberry sprite. He gonna beat yo ass nigga, you just wait.

by Tyrone Laquisha January 30, 2018

sprite

1. A soft drink that is similar to 7-Up

2. A way to say I'm out or peace

1. sprite is yummy but it tastes like 7-Up

2. I got to go. Sprite!

by DizzyLizzy December 25, 2006

sprite

SPRITE is a very extremely fascinating drink!!! Its been such a phenomena its even being refferd to ad th new fountian of youth!!!!! Yes it is good! But thats not all combined with other flavors and drinks it can be outrageously, dangerously amazingly, fantastically, incredibly beneficial to not only humans but inanimate object too! Not only can it make u feel good when your sick, or help u memorize information for a test when you hardly studied but combined with grape and vanilla it can actually stimulate ur brain, help you "perform" better and even give you the adrenaline or confidence to obtain the neccessary skills to overcome any obstacle, force, opponent or task. Its simply amazing!! Try sum today!!!!!

"My garden wont grow at all?"

My garden is grwing vastly now, thanks to the wonderful powers of SPRITE!
"AHhhhhhhh!.... i cant open this stupid jar!!"
"give me a jar.another jar...another!!... With the magic of sprite I can open any jar!!!!"

"drink sprite or die"

"give me Sprite or give me Death!!!"

"4 score and sum odd years ago a drink was conceived! A wonderful amazing drink. A drink so tight we simply call it sprite.
"boo hoo.... My significant other left me/ now i got the blues..."
" my significant who??? I don't have one of those. I cant remember when i last did. All i remember is getting this SPRITE and all my worries were gone!!! Thanks Sprite!!"

Actual testimonies~~

"SPRITE is TIGHT!!!"

"Sprite changed my life!!!"

"Sprite gave me a second chance at living!!!"

"Sprite saved me from a deep spiraling depression that would ended with me, a car, and a cliff.....Thanks to SPRITE im happy as can be!!!"

"Sprite saved my marriage!!!"

"My baby's first words were SPRITE is TIGHT. Thank you sprite!!!"

"If it wasn't for Sprite i never would have noticed that open car door, containing on the drivers seat that pencil, to which the address on it spelled backwards read the name of the building downtown that was being robbed in which the silent alarm wouldnt go off. We saved all those people all thanks to SPRITE!"

by Sprite_Connoisseur December 9, 2009

Spritzer

1. A drink made with wine and carbonated water and, usually consumed by females.

2. A word used to describe the act of shooting your load over females faces more generally known as a Facial.

1a. 'Pour me a tall drink of wine and soda please kind sir'?

1b. 'Certainly young lady'.

2a. 'Yeah, give me your love potion baby, all over my face'.

2b. 'Here it comes...SPRITZERRRRRR'

(Phrase must be yelled at the moment of facial decoration for maxium effect.)

by Mr Jaffa Cake March 6, 2009