Sport⋅ing spawr-ting, spohr- -verb
An activity common of immature men in their 20s and 30s requiring no skill or physical prowess and often in a competitive nature, that consists of pursuing pleasurable pastimes with women for pure amusement or sport, recklessly treating them as a plaything. This act of play and open-air engagement is also common among children and animals.
An activity common of immature men in their 20s and 30s requiring no skill or physical prowess and often in a competitive nature, that consists of pursuing pleasurable pastimes with women for pure amusement or sport, recklessly treating them as a plaything. This act of play and open-air engagement is also common among children and animals.
When you go to a bar, you can tell if a man is sporting because they will be in heavy pursuit (to take you home), may take your number, but will have no follow-through. Often these men have many girl "friends" and are very non-committal about making plans (always looking for a better opportunity).
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not tonight dear lets just do a tad of Storking, you call the stork and i will take out another morgage" - classy British couple
not tonight dear lets just do a tad of Storking, you call the stork and i will take out another morgage" - classy British couple
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Snorking, the Mormon, narcoleptic advice at planned parenthood.
Snorking, because soaking bores me to sleep
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Get the Snorking mug.when you send nudes back and forth to someone on social media (usually snapchat) with no strings attached. the two sporters usually flirt and send pics knowing neither want a relationship. the word gets its name from its competitive nature, as participants usually try to get as many nudes/sexual texts as they can in the shortest amount of time. sporting must be consensual on all ends! if not consented, sporting is sexual harassment. ASK FOR CONSENT TO SPORT.
“matthew just sent me a snap saying “hey baby, i wanna fuck you so bad right now. i wanna see your body. pics?”
“ew, does he like you? he barely knows you!”
“no! were both sporting! its like a temporary flirt sesh”
“ew, does he like you? he barely knows you!”
“no! were both sporting! its like a temporary flirt sesh”
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