Atlanta Spork 

A spork in Atlanta, GA, usually discarded on the street. Sporks are very common in Atlanta, and are a matter of cultural pride. Although they are considered litter, ATLliens have some pride for sporks found on the ground, similar to chicken wing bones.

"No one uses spoons here, take an Atlanta spork"

Atlanta Spork by 404tlien February 23, 2022

Giant crack spork 

Giant Cooking apparatus used to prep cook and finish a decent amount of ready also known as crinack which is then used to supply there is your friend with frivolous activity based around Matt bordeau fuck now by 7

The friends proceeded to cook up the supply of crinack in their giant crack spork for good luck

Giant crack spork by Sus.z.fuq.chuck May 29, 2021

Safety Spork

A Spork rendered safe for use by minors, sufferers of involuntary spasms and those who are extremely co-ordinationally challenged.

Namely, a spoon.

Ruprecht, you know what happens when you don't wear your eye-patch and use your Safety Spork..

Safety Spork by RepeelableDecals August 17, 2006

meat spork 

another common name for a male penis

He tried to pork Judy with his meat spork.

meat spork by Kris August 10, 2004

chopaw spork 

A heavy straw, also used as a chopstick, curved into a spoon-like shape at one end and with two prongs at the other end. Serves as a straw, chopstick, spoon, and fork.

"Man, these chopaw sporks are really useful, now I only have to buy two kinds of eating utensils and can save money.

chopaw spork by mistycee April 5, 2009

broken spork 

To be spooned by someone with a prosthetic leg.

1st guy: "What did you do last night"

2nd guy: "Figured out Bob had a prosthetic leg"

1st guy: (thinks: broken spork)

broken spork by theattackofZ May 17, 2009

The Spork Baron

One of the single greatest demi-supervillains of all time.

It's a spoon! Its a fork! No, it's THE SPORK BARON!

The Spork Baron by The Spork Baron October 20, 2003