Spoon

An insult used by geeks to make fun of lesser geeks, meaning they are "nothing" or "a waste of air" Taken from the Matrix quote "There is no spoon." Insult origin by Devin McDermott

He tried to kill me with an assault rifle in Halo. What a spoon.

by Devin "Table Stakes" McDermott March 17, 2004

Spoon

1) Eating implement.

2) Awesome indie band that are usually just heard in the back round of a movie or randomly on the radio. They use sounds that I previously thought impossible to make with the objects on Earth. They kinda rock and are really talented!

1)You use on to eat with

2) I <3 spoon

by amusedmuser1 May 19, 2009

Spooning

The act of one person shoving a spoon up the other person's arse. This is preferable to a similar practice called forking.

Uncle Pete was only in prison one day before he had a good spooning.

by Ike&Tina October 20, 2009

Spoon

When the GM gives a Sales Person a free deal

Garth Hamers gets at least 5 spoons a month

by David Alan CLark December 23, 2007

Spooning

Popularly considered to be a sexual position where both partners lay on their sides facing the same way, the giving partner penetrating the receiving partner from behind. This definition however is inaccurate, as a good friend of mine once inserted a spoon into his girlfriend's vagina, and then set the table with said spoon placed at his father's seating place.

"Phillip enjoys spooning Elizabeth"

by Spongemonkey January 3, 2006

spoon

An imaginary object that only come from the mind

"There is no spoon Neo"

by um...Me June 7, 2004

spoon

back to front.

by far the most comfortable position.

by teevee June 9, 2003