Spit Wristy

When a male or female excretes saliva into the palm of their hand and proceeds to vigorously masturbate a penis shaft until arrival.

"Hey Brian, did you get any action last night?"

"Hell yes! Emma wouldn't let me fuck her closed fist, but I got a spit wristy instead! Don't I look so muscular and healthy today? Yeah, spit wristys do that!"

by BartoBabyGurl March 7, 2010

Spitching

The totally immense combination of the words 'spiffy' and 'bitching'!

Even though you look like a pimp in that pink jacket and oversized wicker hat, it's spitching!

by Whore McBitchwhip July 18, 2010

Spitevite

Inviting a person to an event when you absolutely do NOT want them to attend - but you have to invite them for political/social reasons, to avoid drama.

I had to spitevite Tina to my party so Fifi and Lulu wouldn't be upset. They don't want her to feel left out even though Tina is a heinous condescending bitch.

by FallenAngel81 November 15, 2011

spit and twist

when you are receiving a blow job and the chick spits on your dick then proceeds to twist it with her hands.

man this chick came over last night and gave me the ole spit and twist. It was tremendous head yo

by kev from the lou December 19, 2013

spit or bleed

When you've got a real good pump going on, but the friction level starts to rise and you're faced with a difficult choice spit or bleed. Do you stop the fap to lube up or do you continue on and bleed. The choice is yours.

I was tuggin' er real hard last night and was bout to squirt when it got a little dry. So I had to decide whether to spit or bleed. I chose bleed. It hurt real bad, but I swear I hit the ceiling.

by Analyzer May 26, 2014

spit canoe

Forming a "canoe" using your index and ring finger over your middle finger in order to get spit to a vagina.

Damn baby your pussy dry, need to get a spit canoe up in there.

by Sicklet November 30, 2015

Spitious

Ethan Dolan thinks it’s a cool adjective.

Those cows are spitious grayson!

by bbqsauceonmytitties October 12, 2017