spongle

To screw something up.

Gilligan spongled his story, the messing twunt. Makes a change from spongling his dongle in the Daily Telegraph office after hours.

by Liam White March 26, 2004

spokle

to speak or sing through the back of a fan while it is going.

When I spokle, the sound of my voice is altered by the fan, giving it a shakey sound.
I nearly caught my lips in the fan when I spokled the other day.
Spokling can be quite dangerous without protective cages on the fan.

by Stuart Quarterman May 1, 2006

Spoiled Milf

A woman that is between 50-60 and there body is starting to look like cottage cheese, but they still try to be a Milf

Guy one: So we have been in this club all night and you have not tried to talk to one girl. You have to get over the break up.
Guy two: Well I didn't know you were going to bring me to old people night at the club.
Guy one: There are some nice milf's in here tonight.
Guy two: They are more like Spoiled Milf.

by Gemini12 October 9, 2012

spoiled cunt

Someone who is so spoiled to the point where they act like a complete cunt. They get everything they ever want through yelling, screaming, crying, and anything that'll get the sympathy of their parents. They are a step up from the typical spoiled brats in which they are even more bratty and spoiled.

spoiled cunt: "MOM!!! I want a golden Lamborghini for my 16th birthday!"
mom: "Ok honey, but we already have a golden Ferrari"
spoiled cunt: "BUT MOM THE FERRARI IS A PIECE OF SHIT AND I WANT TO BE ABLE TO IMPRESS MY FRIENDS" (smashes iPhone X on the ground)
mom: "Ok, we'll get you a golden Lamborghini."
spoiled cunt: "K, I also want a golden iPhone X."

by Dubiks August 22, 2018

spiglet

A spiglet is a small child of questionable decent but is obviously part hispanic and/or black. Usually from a white mother who does not know the father due to the fact that she got bumped at the club and either does not remember the father and/or will never admit who he is.

Mark: Awwwww, look at the little spiglet, he's so cute. MarkII: Ya, everyone thinks it is Jamal's but I think it's Geraldo's.

by skatz442 August 6, 2008

Spoiler

Something a ricer attaches to the back of his car to get downforce on the rear wheels. Too bad their rice rockets are front wheel drive!

Look at that totally homo 747 wing! I didn't know it was from Spyder Sebring WRX Hyundai Honda Techno Dream Team Racing Works! They should bring in some rudders maybe the thermal tiles from Columbia so they can protect their car from burning up when they drive 30 mph on the freeway!

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

Spoilers

Another acronym for the police, used in the same way as 'gavvers', 'feds' etc

Oh look out, here come the spoilers. Let's whistle the Laurel & Hardy tune to annoy them

by lexy February 24, 2009