A form of painting where a man dips his penis in a quality paint and proceeds to whip his penis around in a circular propeller motion.
Clockwise helicopter splatter tends to result in a more smooth and even coating, while counter-clockwise often results in a more textured and artistic look.
Circumcised penises hold more paint, similar to a longer nap on a paint roller.
Clockwise helicopter splatter tends to result in a more smooth and even coating, while counter-clockwise often results in a more textured and artistic look.
Circumcised penises hold more paint, similar to a longer nap on a paint roller.
Jane: "I really want to paint my room but I forgot to buy brushes. Too bad I don't have a penis, otherwise I would just helicopter splatter all over this motherfucker."
by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012
Get the Helicopter Splatter mug.This term is used for a guy's night out. Almost like a rally cry. It means either getting into a fight and punching someone in the lip or getting a girl back home and splitting the other kind of lips.
"He's over there splitting lips."
"Yo, Creep is in full lip splitting mode tonight, Watch the F out!"
"Turk's gonna split that chick's lips later."
"Yo, Creep is in full lip splitting mode tonight, Watch the F out!"
"Turk's gonna split that chick's lips later."
by Mess104 April 15, 2009
Get the Splitting Lips mug.A turd that explodes from your arse with the consistency of sloppy mashed potato... Only brown. Ofter occurs as part of an After Grog Bog (AGB)
by Flatus McTurd'o'head August 6, 2009
Get the Splattercakes mug.When a person throws a spray paint can in a fire and another person attempts to video tape it a foot from it, only to have it blow up in his face giving him the new alias, "Specs". Having to be rushed to the hospital by a drunk person where he received treatment for 3rd degree burns.
My friend Troy Helmick video taped a spray paint can exploding and got deuced in the face by a scalding paint can. He is now splattering troy.
by b'out son January 26, 2010
Get the splattering troy mug.The crusty residue found on the underside of the toilet seat/ bowl. Usually caused from the anal explosion that follows a night of consuming large amounts of cheap beer.
Dan drank a case of bush ice last night and this morning there was butt splatter all over the toilet.
by BG Thomas May 4, 2008
Get the butt splatter mug.After receiving a major ass romping, Kial then received a fisherman splatter to finish off the night.
by Tyrone Bigdick May 27, 2008
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