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splooch

the odd sound made by a large rock when it strikes water at a right angle.
The rock made a splooching sound when it hit the water.
by Anonymous November 7, 2002
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Tit splooge

When excess fat and skin from your boobs hangs over the top of your bra.
Nancy's Tit splooge makes me want to gag.
by Megzors May 4, 2006
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splooge tube

The sock sitting in your room for the sole purpose of jerking off in.
It's been 3 weeks since I washed my splooge tube.
My mom found my splooge tube last night next to my porno magazine.
by Jake and Justin December 27, 2007
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Sploogemonkey

A man who jerks off constantly and won't quit.
"If I was going out with that little twat I'd become a real sploogemonkey."
by Sweet Daddy June 16, 2003
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Splonky

Splonky means anything cool and fun. Somewhat the new version of lit.
Bro that movie was so Splonky.
by Splonkiest June 9, 2019
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Splooge

"I just splooged myself"
by Luke Price January 29, 2004
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Splooge

A word other than Jizz, Come, Spunk or anything else that defines semen. Also see daddy juice
I'll splooge in your face a-hole.
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