Lickety-split

As fast as possible.

Person 1: Could you get me a Dr Pepper please?
Person 2: Sure, I will be lickety-split!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Split Mushroom

The act of having anal sex with a female whilst frying up a mushroom surprise on her back without her noticing.

Man: "Mmmmmm, fuck yeah, oh yeah.."
Woman: "Omg! Don't stop, Brucey! Mmm, fuck my bad ass!"
Man: -Fries up a mushroom surprise-
Woman: "W-What's that noise, Brucey?"
Man: "SHUT UP."

He cooked up a split mushroom.. dastardly bastard.

by SOONEIYT January 26, 2006

Split the pole

When you walking in a groug and one half goes to the left and one goes to the right of the pole. Conisderd bad luck.

Hey man Johnny said dont split the pole.

by Jesse v December 21, 2007

wig split

getting your skull cracked (not literaly)

i'll split ya wig, i am a wig splitta, are you tryin to get your wig split

by project pat December 28, 2007

four and a split

four and a half ounces of crack, cocaine, or heroin.
considered a comeup for the dopeman
also known as: four and a half, four and a half hard

Sean has been on top of the game ever since he got that four and a split .

by uptown5015 September 11, 2008

split whisker

female genitalia

show us ya split whisker

by hairynosedwombat April 13, 2004

Hickory Split

When traffic is backed up taking an exit off-ramp, and some douche goes all the way up to the front and tries to merge in, thereby cutting everyone off. Totally disrupts traffic and everyone's mood!

Look at that Honda Accord up there - what is he doing? Is he really trying to Hickory Split right now? Just wait like everyone else smh!

by Patagonia19 August 20, 2023