Saint Mattress

The "congregation" that people belong to who are too tired, lazy, or burned out on organized religion to attend a real church: they sleep in on Sundays.

Nosy co-worker: "So, what church do you attend?"

Actual worker: "Saint Mattress (aka: St. Mattress). I sleep in on Sundays."

by K2kate May 2, 2010

Saint Jimmy

Somone Green Day talks alot about in their songs in the American Idiot Album. if you listen to all of their songs closey you can tell what his story is.




It was a teenage boy, who did drugs, and partied. He lived with his "father rage and mothers love"
He dates this girl who cheats on him.
When he comes of age he leaves home.
"He shot his brains out into the bay"

In the Jesus of Suburbia music video, it show alot of his story. You ahve to watch the 11 minute version to understand.

Saint Jimmy is the 'son of rage and love"

by strazz223 August 29, 2008

saint peter

A man, Simon called Peter, who was a discipline of Jesus Christ. While his real name was Simon, he was given the name "Peter" (which means The Rock) by Jesus Christ after Simon Peter answered Jesus's question of "whom say ye that I am?"

Some theologist argue over whether Jesus was referring to Simon Peter himself, or Simon's statement "thou art the Christ, the Son of the living God."

"He saith unto them, But whom say ye
that I am?

And Simon Peter answered and said,
thou art the Christ, the Son of the
living God.

And Jesus answered and said unto
him, Blessed art thou, Simon
Barjona: for flesh and blood hath not
revealed it unto thee, but My Father
which is in heaven."

-Matthew 16:15-18

And I also unto thee, that thou
art Peter (Petros = a small moveable
stone), and upon this rock (Petra = as a foundation unmoveable) I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

by wydok February 29, 2004

MOUNT SAINT HOLLA

A woman ingests a tube of K-Y or some similar lubricant. Concurrently, her male lover sits on the toilet and takes a shit. The woman then puts her fingers down her throat to induce vomiting and pukes lubricant on the man’s member. The woman then mounts the lubricated penis whilst the man shits – and farting sounds “Holla” out of the man’s ass. Sexual intercourse (and shitting) ensues until finished.

"I ate a big bowl of chili and then my girlfriend gave me a Mount Saint Holla!"

by Loe-tokes May 31, 2006

Saint Patrick's Day

A day when you gather around a keg of Guinness and drink like there's no tomorrow.

Bill Lumbergh: "Yeah, and I'd like to remind you that tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day, so if you'd like to, you can go ahead and come to work...uh...shit-faced. Yeah, that'd be greeaat."

by Nick D March 18, 2004

Saint James School

Literally, hell on earth. A school that tries its hardest to expel its own students and prevent them from attending good colleges...

You went to the Jamer?
"Yeah"
Dude, can I help you somehow? I feel terrible for you...

"I Survived the Jamer"

"I like Saint James School"
Oh, you mean you're a faggot?

by how did i survive....? August 16, 2010

port saint lucie

a town in florida where there is nothing to do but fuck, talk shit, get drunk / do drugs & shop. 90% of the people that live there are douchebags and start drama cuz there is nothing better to do. on a regular basis, you will hear it's residents saying, "Fuck PSL!" oh, and the Mets Spring Training is held there.

girl: "someone is spreading rumors about me..."
boy: "what did you expect? you live in port saint lucie."

by queenbevil June 20, 2008