(noun)
spin - may have a double meaning, as in spinster, and/or difficult, or moody woman, generally past thirty-five, who will place her own logic or, (spintelligence) on any given situation.
tart - may seem provocative and/or promiscuous, but this is a 'spin', or 'put on' because in fact, the exact opposite is true.

So, you have it, spintart.
"Give up because you'll never get anywhere with that wily spintart!"
by Shespirals June 13, 2006
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