Spiffed up

1. To be spiffy or to obtain a lot of spiff
2. To be flashy, fly, and fresh
3. To be well dressed, and well swagged out

Travis Porter has a song defining spiffed up
- I'm clean, I'm spiffy, It's amazing ain't my spiff terrrific..
- I keep my pants creased, I keep my jeans tucked, i let my pants sag kuz i dont give a f*ck...polo shirt, check my polo bag, fresh hair cut come and take a photo man

Bob-man i hope john dresses good for the club, im trying to take some girls home
Mike-Yea but i hope he doesn't get too spiffed up, he'll make us look bad

- Bruh you see that dude over there all spiffed up, man i bet he got hella guap and pull hella hoes
- Hell yea man he's spiffed out ridiculous

by young mr. differenter May 7, 2010

spicy asshole

When farts or fecal matter cause 3rd degree burns to the sphincter region. Usually occurs after an evening of ethnic food from third-world countries such as Mexico, India and Afghanistan.

Mark had to skip class, for those dirty parking-lot burritos gave him spicy asshole and his sphincter was bleeding.

by Ben Kessler February 19, 2005

Spaceman Spiff

From the famous comic, Calvin and Hobbes, it is one of calvins many alter egos. He flies around in a space ship in an unknown, but cruel galaxy where he crashes and meets many gross aliens. Bill Watterson(creator of C&H) created the character when he was in high school, where the name was "Spaceman Mort." It has now grown into the spaceman we know of as spiff. Bill Watterson has said Spiff is a parody of Flash Gordon, and the setting uses elements found in regular sci-fi.

We find Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer extraordinaire, poised precariously over a percolating pit of putrid pasta

by Spaceman_Spiff May 22, 2009

Spicy Pterodactyl

When you are having sex with your lady and you flip her over and insert salad tongs in her butthole so you get a nice gaping target in which to simultaneously urinate and pour Tabasco Sauce into.

That chick was so cool she even let me finish her off with the spicy pterodactyl!

by Max Natural May 9, 2009

Spicy Bidet

The act of giving a blumpkin which is immediately followed by a rim job in order to avoid the use of toilet paper.

My girl gave a a blumpkin and i then noticed there was no toilet paper. Good thing i convinced her to give me a spicy bidet.

by sgbrewers April 16, 2013

Spicy Tracy

The process of having intercourse with an unconscious, intoxicated woman, then feeding on the buffalo wings that she regurgitates onto her own breasts.

To a lesser degree, the process of licking your own finger during intercourse, after clearing a woman's airway to prevent choking, may also be considered a Spicy Tracy.

Bill: "If you were awake, you would be having the time of your life, baby"
Tracy: "urggg....hwahhh...gurg, gurg"
Bill: "Whoa.....I think its time for a Spicy Tracy!"
Homeless Man: "Hey, get out of my alley!"

by bergstrom January 11, 2009

Spife

Half way between a spoon and a knife. Its different to a spork

I love my new Spife, let me cut and eat this!

by Adman101 January 4, 2008