Ass Speelonker

One who chooses to explore through anus at thier will....weird

Chez is an Ass Speelonker

by Tony February 22, 2003

splunker

A word used to replace another.
Normally given to the person you love.

Derek is such a splunker.

by Sara22 March 8, 2008

Splonker

A rather rare term used specificly for a person who is really a wanker but actually posses no cock with which to toss off with. Also similar to plonker but rather different as it is actually a reference to a pertruding object centered on someones forehead. Also known as a Townly

Person sitting next to a guy: You know you are a real splonker
That person: Yo who you calling black
Person sitting next to a guy: I didnt say black you jackass i said splonker you retareded anal dwelling but monkey, aka Townley

by Guy in a chair February 10, 2007

spelunking

Lifting weights with ones penis.

I am a world champion spelunker, I can lift 287 pounds with my penis, I am amazing at spelunking.

by greenwhite55 September 10, 2011

Sarles Spelunking

Repeated cave exploration until rectal bleeding occurs. Usually accompanied by alcohol.

After a bit of Sarles Spelunking, my mates and I could hardly sit on our bums.

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

spelunk

(By analogy to exploring caves/other dark places)
To engage in casual internet stalking, usually out of curiousity rather than for any sinister purpose.

After a bit of spelunking on message boards, I found out that girl I was flirting with on MSN was actually a 40 year old guy from Indianapolis!

by Cayenne August 28, 2005

Spelunking

When having sexual intercourse with a virgin or a girl that has not banged anyone that you know

When your at a party talking to your friends and a hot chick walks over that you want to have sex with. Use the term spelunking to make it seem like your not a perve. Just say hey man I want to go spelunking

by One crazy week September 12, 2011