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sarles

Name to describe a party. Crazy, out of control, and lots of drinking and stripping, and loads and loads of fun.
I hope this party turns out to be a sarles
by Josei June 21, 2008
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Sarles Spelunking

Repeated cave exploration until rectal bleeding occurs. Usually accompanied by alcohol.
After a bit of Sarles Spelunking, my mates and I could hardly sit on our bums.
by Anonymous September 30, 2003
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Daddy sales

A black guy who is very autistic and think he’s badass but really not because deep down he has a very small penis and his head is so fucking shiny it makes up for 30% of his body fat.
Dude do you know daddy sales.
Ya he is a very autistic person with a small dick.
by Sprite cranberry69 November 14, 2019
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Salesmanipulationship

A more accurate term to describe the art of "Salesmanship".

As selling people things in our consumer culture is about wants, not needs; appealing to ego and irrational desires, not demonstrating the long-term value of owning the product.
Salesmanipulationship is about deceit, coercion, and putting someone into a pressure-cooker so they are unable to think critically on what they are about to do.
A woman went into the shop to buy a $50 black dress, she came out not only with the dress but with nearly $60 in accessories for it, thanks to the clerk's Salesmanipulationship.
by -spectre- March 20, 2010
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Number 1 Rated Salesman1997

HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!
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Sarley

The study of partying.
Paying more attention to parties than school.
Not showing up to school because of last night.
A: ay bro wanna come to the library this Thursday night?

B: sorry can’t, have to study that Sarley and probably won’t be at school on Friday.
by Study that sarley August 17, 2019
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Summer's Eve Salesman

A gigantic douche bag. WAY beyond the realm of simply being a douche. A purveyor of douche bags. One who specializes in the sale of feminine hygiene products.
Person one: My ex boyfriend called last night and asked me out for a drink.

Person two: I can't believe you're going to hang out with that Summer's Eve Salesman again.
by Annahoj June 1, 2007
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