spastic bumhole

A person who is always being silly and will do anything for attention. These people have names like Zach, Johnson,Thomas,Fredric, and Kiara

Oi Kiara, your a spastic bumhole

by Kiara is a bum August 3, 2018

Spastamacunted

Absolutely, unequivocally shitfaced.

Luke: ''Look at Harry- he's so spastamacunted that he's basically become a puddle; I honestly can't tell where he ends and the vomit and semen begins.''

Harry: ''Please, I'm not drunk- I've been raped and have a head injury- I need a doctor''

Luke: ''Classic Harry- always joking around, covered in jizz''

by Anonymous submissions September 24, 2018

Spastiocity

Demonstrating extreme examples of spasticness

That guys incomprehensible explanation seemed like he was suffering spastiocity

by Nuts or crazy October 10, 2018

Spastic Cunt

When a person is being a spas and a cunt at the same time

"That guy is such a spastic cunt"
"I know just look at him"

by Spastic Cunt November 24, 2022

Radd-Spastic

Adj. Awesome and hyper, normally the person you know that has ADHD and doesn't take their medicine.

Guy: " Dude Wes just broke his leg on purpose to be on Scarred."

Chick: " lmfao, i love Wes he's so radd-spastic!"

by Stephie-radd-spazem November 14, 2007

Dance-like-a-spastic Good

Used to describe when something is not only good, it's so good you dance like a spastic.

Person A: Hey man, you heard that Daft Punk song?

Person B: Yeah, Get Lucky? It's really good!

Person A: No, it's dance-like-a-spastic good!

by alcoholic_number_cruncher August 31, 2013

Fuckin Relax you Spastic Head!

This is what you say when a child is being toxic or is getting salty in video games such as: Fortnite: Battle Royale, Overwatch and League Of Legends. If you use this insult on a child, they will instantly shut the FUCK up and wont annoy you.

child: "MERCY HEAL ME REEEEEEEEEEEE"
me: "FUCKIN RELAX YOU SPASTIC HEAD!"
child: *dies*

by 69Bibba_Sibba69 August 3, 2018