morning sparkler

When people fap in the morning

Dude, I just had myself a morning sparkler in the shower.

by boobookittyfuck13 January 17, 2014

dick sparkler

A tasty mixed drink made with vodka, club soda, champagne, and tropical Italian soda.

My sister makes some amazing mixed drinks. You HAVE to try her dick sparkler!

by darthquixote April 11, 2016

Ball Spackle

Semen, cum, jizz… Especially super sticky jizz that acts like super glue if left on a surface

I shot my Ball Spackle all over Meg’s tits, I used my sock to clean it off and it was stuck together tight

by PuffyRI August 29, 2022

Show Hole Spackle

A single or limited series show or program that can be used to provide temporary relief from the abysmal withdrawal one experiences after completing a long running beloved series only to find nothing else on the binge-watching horizon (aka Show Hole).

Also can be used to refer to any other activity used expressly for dealing with Show Hole related trauma.

"I have nothing to watch until the next season of Stranger Things drops next week!! I think there is a single series on Dahmer that would make good Show Hole Spackle"

by much2rell January 5, 2023

spacktard [spacker]

Cross between a spacker and a retard.

i knew you'd forget your key to the front door spacktard spacker.

by ben parkinson December 18, 2007

spackle

To shoot cum on someone's face.
To insult someone. To treat like shit. To fuck someone over.

He pulled his dick out of her pussy and proceeded to spackle her as she screamed for more cock.

by Ray July 23, 2003

Sparkler

While performing the Bottle Rocket during sexual intercourse, do not release the girl's hair. This will cause her to, upon launch, spin out to which ever side you pull her. While at the height of the launch let go of her hair and watch her spin through the air. Best if performed on petite chicks as to get the most distance, height, and amusement from the launch.

See Bottle Rocket

A "I did a bottle rocket the other night"
B "Me too, but I held onto her hair"
A "Sweet, Sparkler!"

by Jekyl January 2, 2010