Skunkmonkey

When you go camping with a girl thats been hiking for a few days without a shower. When she takes her panties off, her monkey (vagina) smells like a skunk that has just sprayed the inside of the tent. Legend has it that native american tibes in the everglades used to roll in the skunkmonkey juice as a repellant to the Skunk Ape ( a mythical bigfoot type creature) that lives in the swamps of Florida. Further testing is needed to find out if this is true though. So if you go camping, please tell us of your results.

The inside of our tent smelled like a skunkmonkey after she took her pants off!
Go wash yourself woman!

by fusion73 March 2, 2010

skunk

1: A cute, but stinky animal that can spray a stinky fluid out from under it's big tail. If the fluid comes in contact with you, you will be stinky and smelly just like a skunk.

2: A word for a loved girlfriend or spouse.
3. A special kind of weed that's a hybrid of other plants
4: A despicable person.
5: A name for a stinky person

1: Me: Awww, what an adorable skunk!
*skunk sprays me*
Me: *holding my nose* P.U.!!!!! I SMELL LIKE A STINKY SKUNK NOW!
2. I love you, stinky.
3. Tom: This is some good skunk right here.
John: Yeah, it's very, ummmm, good.
*John passes out*
Tom: Lightwieght
4: George Bush is a skunk.
5: I'm a skunk. :)

by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 26, 2010

slunk meat

A woman of unscrupulous moral character.

Lets say a guy dates this girl in college. After a year and a half, she abruptly turns very mean on him and breaks it off. Then, she (who had been a virgin before this relationship, no less) promptly goes and screws two of his fraternity brothers/friends, who also happen to be each others biological brothers (!). She winds up dating the second one for a year or two (!!!) thus qualifying herself as "slunk meat".

by n_Miles April 16, 2009

skunk hair

Basically, it's two-toned hair. Usually a combination of dark brown or black and blonde. Usually the two colors are patterned in sections or overlap each other to resemble a skunk's fur. Those who follow this trend have no idea how ridiculous they look.

Michelle decided to get the skunk hair look by dyeing the bottom half of her hair blonde.

by boratfan1 December 9, 2010

skunk boy

a man or women who has never been snip hunting and will eventualy end up chasing something that is obviously not a snip and will inturn get sprayed by a skunk

how dumb are u?... that was deffently not a snip... now u are known as skunk boy

by ej fisher January 20, 2007

Slunk

1. when you're so tired from working that only one beer gives you a buzz.

2. working so long that you have a buzz for no reason.

Alex was so slunk, his beer wasn't even open yet and he couldn't walk straight.

by irysh9 November 1, 2013

skunkmeat

one with a rediculous smell.

he is such skunkmeat, when that cop stopped us he thought someone had stepped in dogshit. Then the cop made him move downwind.

by Cletus, -the REAL Cletus April 26, 2006