Snufflepegging

Asphyxiative pegging. The next trend in kink. Set to be as popular as tamagotchis, and equally incomprehensible to your grandmother.

Since my husband and I discovered snufflepegging our marriage has gone from strength to strength.

by snufflepeg October 1, 2018

Snuffles

Snuffles is the best Megaladon and is owned by Seamus Skullcrack

Snuffles was a bad shark

by Quartermaster Chulainn October 20, 2018

Snufflefucking

The act of having a sexual relationship withe the fictional Sesame Street character Snufleupagus

"Dude i'm totally snufflefucking right now"

by godfuckingdamnitzander May 26, 2019

snufflepump

When you have a cold but really want to masturbate, snufflepump is the act of disguising your fapping sounds with sniffing.

"I had the best wank last night."
"Weren't you bed-bound and sick?"
"Yeah, but I snufflepumped that shit and nobody was the wiser."

by yelloworanges October 31, 2019

Snufflecunt

Dirty little piggies that root out profit from shit. In early 2020, no shortage of them qeueing at your door to take your money while you stay at home to avoid a pandemic. Like a pig finding truffles.

Dirty Snufflecunts keep posting me life insurance offers.

by Poopwords May 8, 2020

Snuffleupagus

An upagus who catches the COVID.

The snuffleupagus ran out of tissues, but thankfully, his sniffles subsided.

by TruthBeTold_22 October 16, 2020

snuffer

when you have to sneeze but you can't so you snuffer

"I have to sneeze," "So sneeze" "I can't"
"so you snuffer"

by blackpinksbaby November 20, 2020