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snorture

to get tortured, in an innocent way (e.g. poke-tickling), causing a person (read: kid) to laugh but be mad at the same time.
poke-tickling your 10 year old nephew, under the arm, tell him you will stop when he stops laughing, which he cannot do. use it as a form of intimidation when multiple nephew's and nieces (cousins) are all together, usually as a threat to make them all scream and run around asking for 'no more snorture'..
by debuke January 22, 2012
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Shorter Vision

a phenomenon that occurs while upon your studies at Shorter Sniversity. This phenomenon makes physically unattractive persons appear attractive because of the lack of attractive females.
Bro!! "She is so hot i would rail her 5 times."

What the fuck? Shes like a 3. you must have shorter vision.
by Chase Welch October 23, 2011
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Shorterer

Jimmy: My pencil is shorter than yours!
Thomas: No way! Mines shorterer.
by FarmerJohnson February 23, 2013
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Snorture

To put someone through a great deal of suffering as a result of snoring - i.e. keep them awake.
Every time you go out drinking you come home and snorture me, please stop!
by sammyc August 17, 2012
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Snorture

The perfect combination of the word Snore and Torture!
Ugh! That racket she made last night was total, agonising Snorture! I think my ears are bleeding!
by rufflesal July 25, 2014
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Sorternity

Sorternity is when a house is both a fraternity and sorority. Men and women both living together in "harmony." Amen.
'I'd love to live in a Sorternity when I'm older! Makes me so excited, I become absolutely weak in the knees!'
by Rengose December 19, 2014
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Snooter

A "snooter" is a (SPECIFICALLY) bear's suspicion of dangerous or wild antics performed by nearby annoying antagonizers.

Snooter, noun: When a bear has a suspicion.

From the Latin word Snootra, meaning " bear like suspicion ".
Newscaster: " I mean it's more for his safety then anyone else's. Because if the bear gets a snooter that something's wrong, it might come and attack the guy."
by CrypticCharmander October 13, 2015
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