cell block spinner

A term used for a prisoner in a cell block who will readily spin around and bend over in exchange for commissary or protection.

Anthony survived being locked up by becoming a cell block spinner.

by LtDan1974 April 3, 2019

fidget spinner

A toy originally used by ADHD kids to keep hands busy and focused on other things, but then abused by middle schoolers to become a carcinogenic autistic weapon. These instruments of mental retardation can range from two to hundreds of dollars, and offer nothing more than mindless pacification for kids, and suicidal tendencies for adults.

Timothy's mother wiped away tears, having to sell the house her family lived in for a century in order for her boy to buy the Ultra-Lubricated, Super Spinner 2.1x Pro. Although the fidget spinner didn't seem any different than the ones at the grocery store, Timothy promised that it spun over 1,000 times per minute, making it the most powerful one on the market.

by Triplecard333 August 7, 2017

Ur mom a fidget spinner

The most fantastic roast of all time. Anyone who says this immediately becomes king. The moment it is spoken grown men cry and women miscarry. The ultimate end to a roast fight

Bob-your mom gae
John-ur mom a fidget spinner

Bob-dies after brain hemorrhage caused by roast

by JasonCOZ April 4, 2018

spinner

(n) A woman/man that stands less than 5ft. 3in. Giving someone above average height the ability to have sex with them on their lap and possibly spinning them like a top.

The Olsen Twins are a matching set of spinners.

by Paul Sturgulewski April 12, 2006

Dick Skinner

The implements (one's hands) used to mastrubate with.

Keep your dick skinner's off my pie.

by Rick April 23, 2003

Chair spinner

A worker who watches the clock eagerly awaiting quitting time.

A person comes into work and doesn't really work, but pretends to work while waiting until the end of the business day. Spins chair to make time progess a little faster, so therefore called "Chair spinner".

by nonchairspinner August 31, 2013

Spinner

UK slang term for a revolver or other skeng with rotating barrles/other components

Roadman 1: Come round my ends and see what happens
Roadman 2: How about I point a .32 spinner at your head and see what happens?

by R0t4t0r February 9, 2020