shitweasel

Like a scumweasel, but clever and much more likely to do you harm.

When that shitweasel Delbert comes knocking at your door with a fist full of Amway brochures ranting about "bidness oppertunetties", bar the door, hide your money and go for your gun.

by harry flashman July 3, 2003

smite u silly

some one who is a legend in there own mind how ever most other people think he is a smelly little kid with 2 imaginary friends and a pet dog who licks peanut butter from his balls.

wow the smite u silly guy really likes his dog. and who is talking too.

by edward5010 June 25, 2008

shitweet

1. tweeting while deficating

2. talking shit over twitter

1.

Joe: I had to shitweet Sarah, she caught me during a relieving one.
Tony: Awesome bro, HI FIVE!

2. Game needs to stop shitweeting on random folks. People can take twitter pretty serious.

by rolandoM0t4 July 28, 2011

Smithers

man who lacks in hygiene and constantly voices his opinion in a loud manner through the device they call a humungous head. he also suffers from being secretly gay and wobbles around on a bum knee.

you used to be cool, why are you acting like a smithers

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

shitweasle

One who is known to do shady and/or inconsiderate acts; one who is opportunistic

Rich Rodriguez proved how big of a shitweasle he was by taking the coaching job in Michigan.

by irishboodah October 23, 2008

smitten

To be shy and flirtatious at the same time

Girl, you are so smitten!

by eb December 29, 2003

shitweasel

A shitweasel is a term for an ass kissing co-worker or otherwise lowly, groveling person.

"Maggie gets her work done and more, but I still don't trust the shitweasel bitch."

"That shitweasel tried to pick-up on me, I told him to come back when his balls drop."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006