Smegs

A dank white substance seen on both male and female genitalia. Smells excruciatingly bad, and is often used as another word for cocksniff.

"Lauren, how don't you know what smegs is?"

'Squintang your smegs is really bad today."

by danksmegs101 September 4, 2013

smexsh

A fancy form of saying "sex".

Bob: I'm gonna smexsh that booty tonight!Bill: Smexsh? You mean sex, right?
Bob: Yeap! *grin*

by OhGasm May 3, 2010

Smelser

A dude who is usually pretty alright but has those moments where you just want to strangle him with a phone charger.

I met this dude at a bar the other day and now hes being a total Smelser

by Hatefulkeel2 April 15, 2015

Smeesh

Lowkey way of asking for cocaine.

Where’s the smeesh??

by anonymous June 26, 2022

Smegsanchez

the art of chiseling of the steamy pile of smeg cheese from the end of the cock, from many weeks of not washing, and generously smearing a fingerfull onto your girlfriends lip.

"damn dave i didnt know your dad had a moustache,
oh no thats just my girl friend, i done some seriously good smegsanchezing last night!

by Samray185 March 8, 2007

smms

Smms is a middel school in hillsbro oregon. Most of the time its just like a prison if you are a student at smms your life kinda sucks. the food is terrebil. There are a lot of fights there too. This is why its like a prison.

I hate prison its just like smms

by Weawoo May 30, 2018

seems fine

Another way of saying "Fuck it why not"

I'm gonna blow all my money at the casino.
Seems fine.

by SecretKarma February 23, 2020