Snatch Football

Flag football with tampon strings. Traditionally played by women, though technically anyone with a vag can play. Considered to be the bloodiest sport in existence.

Dyke 1: Bitch, I just grabbed yo' flag!!
Dyke 2: Awww snap! I knew I shouldn't have played snatch football in these shorts...

by WTHJ222 March 26, 2008

Snatch Ratchet

n. Female version of Douche-bag.

A girl so clueless and lost in her own sense of misplaced greatness that she doesn't realize how big a waste of flesh she is.

Paris Hilton is such a "snatch ratchet, " she's famous for the stupid look on her face, brainlessly following every trend, and having no real worth on a human level to anyone except to be the punchline of jokes.

by The New OED October 6, 2009

satchel

A bag for men to carry their items in.

A man purse.

Phil: Are you actually going to wear that? You're seriously bringing that man purse?

Alan: It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

by mikersnibs. January 5, 2010

Snatch Defeat From The Jaws of Victory

Throwing a game. Popularised by Youtuber, The Mighty Jingles.

All the enemy had to do was hide and they would have won on points alone, but they snatch defeat from the jaws of victory by trying to win harder.

by Bubalus Bubalis December 3, 2019

Cockblock Swoop and Snatch

When a guy is attempting to spit game and you interject in the conversation, and spit superior game, thus stealing the female for youself.

Making the other guy look like an Asshat.

Wow, Shawn just failed again. Tim totally just Cockblock Swoop and Snatched that girl.

by XanderALX March 11, 2009

Frosted Snatch

When a guy and girl are having sex the guy pulls out and jizzes on the girls pussy.

When Ben was about to cum he pulled out and jizzed on Sara's pussy giving her a Frosted Snatch.

by Gingerman69 January 13, 2010

hairy snatch

an unshaven vagina; a snatch that has hair

Man, Tina had a hairy snatch. I could barely see her cooch with all that hair.

by da ma October 3, 2003