smatter

when you gots ta asks what is wrong really fast.

What smatter witcha, b?

by i8x December 4, 2007

smasheries

1. Describing the act of participation in anything Super Smash Bros. related.

2. A generic term for any mode of a Super Smash Bros. game.

NOTE: Adding a British accent to your speech will make this term sound delightfully sophisticated.

"I can call you up, and we can partake in all sorts of online smasheries."

"His smasheries are all Homerun and Target related. He won't do anything else."

by MarcusRaven March 12, 2008

Shmastered

Adjective: A state of being drunk; so drunk that It controls all future actions and functions of the body from the point of being shmasterd.

I was so shmastered last night that i pissed on my backback in the kitchen then passed out in the bathtub.

by The Carpdizzle July 23, 2009

Smarterass

an individual who cleverly uses sarcasm with his superior intellect as a means of answering your stupid question

Johnathan is such a smartass, he has taken it to a new level, he is a smarterass.

by John the Smarterass April 11, 2012

Smasherbate

masturbating while driving and accidentally crashing into a car accident.

Bob's bank account is empty after is smasherbated into a mercedes benz.

by AsianLemonCrayons October 13, 2015

smarterester

tha bigest of brainn an gud spelin an grammer

i so smarterester, i bigest of brainn!

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 15, 2020

Samster king

A samster king is a man or lesbian who swallows hamsters in one go and leaves their trail with the hamsters left back leg

A samster king ate my hamster
Awhhh man my hamsters leg is all that's left because of a samster king

by Cake_taster September 11, 2021