smartasstical

Yeah so if you have a sense of humor thats like sarcastic and you like bein a smartass you probably have this smartasstical sense of humor most people don't get. THe bitches.

Those dumb kids don't understand mah smartasstical sense of humor.

by J April 20, 2004

smartass

An annoying asshole who attempts to use sarcasm every chance that he/she gets.

Smartasses get on my nerves.

by SuperSonicX September 17, 2006

Summit Spartan

Full of assholes who think there cool. Love to spend daddy’s money’s that’s not there. Wish they could be like anyone but them. Suck at football, if that’s even what you call what there doing.

John- Wanna go play pool with the summit spartan kids?
Everyone-NOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Indynation August 20, 2019

go spartan

1. When you are faced against someone (or something) that is standing in your way or arguing with you (or threatening you with a Persian invasion) and you'd like to kick him/her (it) in the chest. -If it is something, imagine it has a chest-

2. If you are overwhelmed by ANYTHING (e.g. office paperwork, bees, emos, Britney Spears fans, persians, etc.) and you have to deal with it and defend your balls no matter what. If you're in a group, you should be in a terrible numeric disadvantage.

1.
- I told you to shut the hell up!
- ... and you don't do any laundry and I have to cook eeeeverything you wanna eat...
- DON'T MAKE ME GO SPARTAN ON YOU, MOM!

- The bathroom door was jammed and I desperately needed to take a dump so I went spartan on it... Dad's gonna kill me :(

2.
- Damn Paul, those Hillary Duff fans are coming our way.
- Shit! We'll have to get totally spartan on them.

by Aikana January 9, 2009

smartass

someone who tries to pick holes in your logic.

these people have no lives, all they care about is looking smarter than others because they think it makes them superior.

Simon: "i suggest you come with a better solution next time because according to the theory of relativity you must be wrong."

John: "go fuck yourself, you smartass"

by Daniel Spencer January 28, 2009

Smartners

Two (or more) intelligent people who are frequently seen together. These intelligent people may often hang out together because they find the company of others to be dull or IQ lowering. Like 'partners', but with brains.

I saw Andrew and Spencer hanging out in the quad again today. Andrew was assembling his solar powered espresso machine and Spencer was setting off vinegar and baking soda rockets. I think they're smartners.

by richard bullard barnes March 8, 2011

Basement Spartan

1: To be wrapped up in a blanket with two of the corners pinned together so as to create a cloak for the purpose of warmth.

2: The poor man's Snuggie.

"My heater went out so I went Basement Spartan to keep warm."

by Sailor Phantom February 22, 2010