smacked ass

an absolute idiot that walks around as if he's got no clue in life.

act right, you smacked ass.

by Karolyn C July 21, 2005

Smack House

Meth lab or crack house/drug house. But for heroin

Look at all the needles on the floor In this badass smack house

by Craig$ October 8, 2022

Bean Smack

Repeated, pleasurable smacking of the female clitoris with a bare hand.

The two hot lesbos were doing a bean smack in their cabana during the pool party.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Smack a poke

When you are referring to smoking a pack of cigarettes but you accidentally switch the second letters in each word. But you like the mistake so much you decide to joke about it and from then on refer to smoking as "smacking a poke" if needing to be covert around people who may not like your smoking activity.

Person 1: "You wanna go smack a poke?"
Person 2: "Yeah that sounds good."
Person 1: "Ok sweet I'll see you in a few."
Person 3: "What are you two talking about???"

by The Arrogant Bastards May 11, 2010

smack the pony

Metaphor for female masturbation.

Vicky: I'm so frustrated!
Rachel: Go smack the pony...

by jensvonbustenskjold July 28, 2011

Van Smack

alias of sports radio host Jim Rome

That is epic! Rack 'em!

by Alex April 8, 2003

Jack-Smack

An open handed, back-hand slap to the temple. Not intended to knock someone out, but instead, to make someone appreciate your point of view in a forceful manner so they eventually agree with you. This is considered a more intimidating and more painful form of "Point Making" as opposed to the more traditional and less painful open hand cheek slap.

Jeff: Hey Greg, Jimmy owes me some money and I asked him to pay me and he laughed.

Greg: He laughed?

Jeff: Yes, he laughed!

Greg: You need to Jack-Smack him and let him know you are serious without knocking him out.

by Norge August 11, 2010