Sludge Guts

A fat man, woman or child who lives an inactive lifestyle. Such a person is extremely reluctant to indertake any physical activity (except for shopping for food to stuff their faces), prefering instead to vegetate in front of the TV or computer.

Hey Sludge Guts, get your fat, lazy ass over here and help me to move this heavy white good.

Sludge Guts, you really need to take a good look at yourself, if you are not careful, you are going to drown in your own blubber, you fat fuck!

Hey Sludge Guts, it's no wonder you are a miserable fat cunt, you are such a lard ass!

by Blue Rock December 28, 2007

splodge

Splodge is a heavy layer of makeup.

Isabelle plastered her lovely face with a thick layer of splodge.

by Karezza July 3, 2017

Sledgehammer

Worlds fastest Corvette manufactured by Callaway.
Most expensive corvette produced for it's time
$400,000.00.

Sledgehammer
1/4 Mile= 10.6 secs @ 127mph
top speed= 254mph
0-60 time 3.9sec

by James Adamcheck September 17, 2006

sladge

A combination of slag and fadge, it has 3 main meanings.
1. the vagina of a slag
2. a fat slag
3. to sladge (verb)- having sex with a slag

1. "I did her in the sladge"
2. "That sladge ate all the pies!"
3. "I sladged her so hard"

by Akkers Ellie March 29, 2009

vagina sludge

The female juices that remain on a man's penis after a slam-fuck session, which often becomes crusty if not washed off the penis with immediacy.

That bitch's vagina sludge is all over my dick because I didnt wash my penis off immediately after that slam-fuck session last night.

by Jspizzle June 16, 2010

spodge

1. A substance that is projected from the penis, it is often aimed towards a face, The crotch region of the female and in an anal opening.
2. A lubricating substance used on Jack's Car

1. 'look at that spodge on the wall next to your computer.
2. 'looks like thats gonna need some spodge

by HotHotJism April 23, 2004

Sledgehammer Crotch

The soreness one feels in their vagina the day after they have been pounded especially rough and/or hard.

I can barely walk this morning because I have such a wicked case of sledgehammer crotch.

by Semore Buttes January 18, 2011