no-win situation

a situation in which a favorable outcome is impossible; you are bound to lose whatever you do.

Bradford City playing at home

by Colin Todd February 9, 2005

ejaculation situation

when you ejaculate in a very messy way

there was an ejaculation situation when i jerked off and shot on my keyboard.

by niggasense May 1, 2005

Situationship

A relationship that is undefined or has no title.

I'm not single nor taken I'm in a situationship.

by Lsane19 February 17, 2019

Situation

(verb) an epic fail. A more polite way to say 'douche' if you're in mixed company. Being unprepared, relying solely on your pressumed good looks to get you by in a public appearance. Humourless. Substituting racist or questionable remarks instead of jokes in public speaking. Being a douche. Having no class. Coming across as uneducated. Bragging about material things to come across as more important than what you are. Trailer trash.

Coined especially by the Jersey's Shore's Mike 'the Situation' who especially bombed in Dancing with the Stars, despite being prepared, and at Donald Trump's Roast where he clearely wasn't prepared and slurred racist remarks and zero jokes, substituting his Jersey Shore persona for humor.

You can take the guy out of the trailer in Jersey Shore but you can't take the trailer from Jersey Shore out of the guy. He's nothing but a situation.

by heroworship April 1, 2011

A situation

A six-pack of cheap beer.

Origin: Named after a certain New Jersey douchebag with similarly named abs.

Usage:

Jason: Come over, and bring something to drink.
Alex: I'll be right over with a situation and a pizza!

by roblevistala February 5, 2010

Bi-situational

A bisexual act that takes place under specific circumstances, often spur of the moment, usually with the female sex and often accompanied by activities such as dancing and consuming alcohol.

Dude, I gotta tell you that when that blonde chick at the club was drunk and was dancing with the brunette chick and making out it was totally unexpected. She must be Bi-situational.

by mclayman February 26, 2010

conducive to my situation

an intelligent-sounding way to state whether or not a certain outcome is likely or possible.

even though i really like that Frank, his lack of a job is not conducive to my situation.

by that_sassy_girl January 14, 2011