Slurpin Simms

When a guy nuts in a bowl, gets a spoon full and slurps it like its soup

Melvin: i think that guy is a slurpin simms...

Todd: Fagget...

by choo hoo March 5, 2009

Ben Simmons

used to describe a basketball player afraid to play basketball

Take the layup! Don't pass it to another guy like Ben Simmons.

by buyvqdfyewhqw July 13, 2022

Shimmon

Oxymoron Jewish person Eg. Not rich or bad at math.

A person who says "cunt" a lot.

Plays bass guitar.

Will say "Are you shitting me?" upon reading this.

That guy is such a Shimmon.

Stop Shimmoning.

Do you Shimmon?

Stop pulling off a Shimmon.

by assjob October 27, 2008

SIMM

Spit In My Mouth

You’re so hot, I need you to SIMM!

by grrrrowl November 2, 2020

Gary Simcox

A really rich 16 y/o guy who works as a programmer and owns every Apple product ever made.

Guess what? Gary Simcox just bought another iPhone!

by thecaucasity January 9, 2019

Simmer

One who loves to play any of The Sims games.

Mike loves to play The Sims 2. He's a simmer.

Mike has all the expansion packs. He's a true simmer.

by pixiedoopz November 1, 2008

John Simm

An English stage and screen actor, probably most well known for playing the role of the Master on the long-running British sci-fi Doctor Who. Simm is currently 41 and married to actress Kate Magowan with a son and a daughter.

Person 1: John Simm is a great actor!
Person 2: Who's he?
Person 1: Have you ever seen Doctor Who? He was on there once.
Person 2: Ohh, so that's his name!

by Who's Who Whovian December 27, 2011